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More like House of BLOWS.

A friend and I went to see JP in 1994 at the nearby drive-in (which sadly, finally closed ten years later). The first movie was Beethoven's 2nd, but we had lots of pot so it was fine.

Blind Date is really a much better movie, though. A modern classic.

*Morrissey logs on to AV Club, cancels six shows

In "meh"s

It definitely was. Spy is probably her best leading role comedy. Not just her, either, it's got a great cast.

I enjoyed her sexually harassing her husband on the plane.

Spy was a great damn movie.

Apparently this Jenner lady thinks she's Kylie® than Kylie Minogue.

We need more Chyleigh license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Chyleigh license plates.

This is an ass presidency. It is made of ass and poo.

Bazooper

I liked that show.

A SEXY wedding.

No. No. It was millions and millions of Americans. Millions. The most Americans of any poll ever taken. They all say he's the best president, period.

Completely serious. The most serious ever. Fake Nielsen. Fake. I'm serious. I don't get jokes.

A new poll from somewhere that I totally saw and read says he's the most beloved president in US history.

He seems to have many Split movies to spare.

On your way out, if you wanna kill Mister Dada, that would help me a lot.