The fuckin' DLC is weak? You're weak.

I thought it was the men's room.

But she winks.

You know what it takes to sell pre-orders? It takes brass balls to sell pre-orders.

Read the headline and thought it was a documentary. A bit disappointed.

Douche tastes better. And also gets you more drunk, for some reason.

Hey, you can still be a super-patriot even if you're outright owned by some nefarious foreigner. Look at Trump.

If even Budweiser thinks you're a douche it's time to radically rethink your particular approach to patriotic fervor.

I was always disappointed because that could have been a great story.

*tries to figure out how to DP oneself

I don't know, bold words.

It didn't come across like a joke. All apologies.

Fucking hell, man, it was just a joke and I was already aware of all of this.

GET THE LATEST

In related news, he just got banned from the Oscars because Trump thinks he's Mexican.

I think we need to lepidopt a new hobby.

I think I recognize him from You've Got Mail. Delightful film.

*The Mountain smashes McGregor's head against a wall

Big fat ass. Sad.

Trump right out of a shower is the last goddamn thing I want to see.