I really, really do not have the weirdest boner right now.

Little?

I thought Nazi supermen were our superiors.

When I finally got down to watching Stranger Things, I realized that I was still deeply in love.

Only crocodile tears.

I'm down with his anti-genocide policies, but I really must object to his sending infants into space policy.

Oh, so now we're excluding lesbians? Shame on you!

I'm nostalgic for the time when nostalgia made for good movies.

*Lando and Lobot simultaneously*
"They did it!"

All proceeds raised will go to the purchase of black market fetuses for reasons.

XXX parody.

So Lo Land

I thought the Red Cup might be what you win when you make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

Kellyanne Conway

I only remember the "it's not Miller time, it's vanilla time" line.

The one Uber experience I had was a dumpster fire.

This reminds me of the Family Ties episode where Alex starts using amphetamines because that's the only one I can remember.

We've got a bigger problem now.

Oh, believe me, she's avoiding eye contact.

I love Lee Marvin he's always drunk and violent.