Prince hologram performs "I Would Die 4 U".

The original run of MYOF is what originally brought me here at about its halfway point. I still refer to this as "a few years back". Christ.

I've waited so long.

I'd imagine the experience is much like driving the Ambiguously Gay Duo's car.

Ooh

What sorcery is this?

Yeah, she's pretty awesome in a number of ways.

I briefly watched this show exclusively for the AT&T lady.

Fuck him and his eyebrows.

They glued pubic hair to his face and told him he was the wolfman.

*Oscar López Rivera voluntarily returns to prison

My Motorola flip phone will never die. Sure, it's twice as big as it once was, what with all the duct tape and twist ties keeping it functionally intact, but you can throw it out when you pry it from my cold, dead hand.

Good times, good times.

Hayes, we shouldn't judge them by their appearances.

Based on the X-Files revival, they should get Darin Morgan to write all ten episodes.

That Jack fella seems suspiciously fey.

I'm confused. You'd prefer a caricature?

Is about-a time I show you some fine American silicon-a filled titties!

The only important thing is to remember you parked in the Itchy lot.

I didn't think he was dead. Just horribly disfigured and dismembered in a terrible rendering accident.