It's the ol' bait-and-Switch.

Even Hart never grabbed one of his girls by the pussy.

I like to star amble.

Come on, he was clearly asking for it by parading around in that starched polyester uniform. All gold and black and with the padded shoulders and all.

Yeah!

Along with the wastoids, dweebies and dickheads?

I'm just so tired of all these star treks.

NERD

A MAGA cap is less douchey.

I've got the best hot dog for you, right here.

If you’ve got 10 billion dollars you're hiring the best hookers.

Rob Schneider. You are a great person. But well no actually you're a dick.

..

You're not worthy.

*taps hearing aid
WHAT?

Goddammit, Dikachu, shut UP.

Dave's Lethal Toy Shop, on Elm.

Michael Keaton: Not as big a jerk as he says.

Never, FNR, I'll Always go see your films.

A fake exorcism. Fake.