It's not always easy to make tight plastic clothes entirely un-sexy, but this series manages admirably.

Lol funny monkeys.

It was my groin muscle Rita pulled.

Rita Hayworth or Ava Gardner, who would you rather nail? I disqualify myself, because I've done them both.

The internet is Hitler.

I never thought I'd be longing for the sane and dignified presidency of The Simpsons Movie.

And make Switzerland pay for it!

Um, it's right there on the hat, SNC.

I also hate that KiP character!

I worked in a theater for awhile and we didn't wait. I mean, we waited a reasonable amount of time, but if there were people waiting for like three people in the theater watching the goddamn credits roll, we'd just go in and start cleaning because fuck you.

Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream severed human fingers.

The alien-fucking module is very versatile.

"You will see your hand grow giant and you will be embodied in a doll’s body." Whatever, man, for me that's just Tuesday.

Hey at least it fits.

Well, they kicked him out on his ass.

8 Million Ways To Die From Tainted Water

Make me one with I guess just some mustard.

I actually guessed that.

For his wonderful performance here, I may even forgive Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot.

Have you ever eaten dog?