"VO-LA-RE! OH! OH! CAN-TA-RE! OH OH OH OH! Whoopdie doo, whoopdie die…stick a needle in your eye! Can I use the bathroom? I may have shit my pants. VO-LA-RE!"

Red Rick Beer

Nah, he's always wanted to make coffee and pie great again.

All Through Election Night

Stu!

Starbursts are yummy.

I don’t like mentors. They're coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere.

I've heard he's a dick.

Some kids sneak into R rated movies. Others, church.

I don't cotton to it.

Natural Born Smugglers

I have no idea what's going on.

I've always thought it was dumb as fuck, that's why I don't have a goddamn Twitter account. I have a Facebook account like a respectable out of touch middle aged guy.

On one hand, McDonalds is kind of the face of the global consumerist capitalism that I don't care for. On the other, McRib is back.

Given how keenly observant we know box office employees to be, I'm sure it was that and not the fact that they just didn't care.

Look, I'm really sorry about this. I'm really not good with computers and it turned out I was just downloading it over and over again until my hd was full.

They love pegging jokes in Somalia.

NEW York?

There's something else to it?

Waltyr.