It had it's problems, but it was panned far more savagely than it deserved.

I love it when Disqus reminds me of my failed jokes for like three straight days. Way to rub it in Disqus, you fuck.

I'm disappointed because I was really hoping this would be Tower Climbing: The Movie.

Went to see Rogue One (of course) and otherwise just treated myself to a wonderful weekend of southern New England winter weather. We had ten degree temperatures, then snow, then rain, then sixty degree temperatures, and then more ten degree temperatures. Is it fucking April yet?

They're pulling a Jerry Lewis on us today.

Hell, he wrote it before they fired him.

So, Mr. Lewis, any thoughts on the inexplicable love the French have for your crappy films?

All I know is that he was not a crackpot.

I'm gonna check this puppy out.

SHE'S MY MOTHER'S SISTER'S GIRL

They're often mistaken for a constellation.

Flagged for removal because I don't want Ridley Scott to read it.

Maybe.

"this dude yelps “well!” all the goddamn time"

I can't wait to hear about her long history of sexual misconduct and that hobo she killed in 2002.

He might be a Tumor.

No data on "fuckstick"?

Yeah I think that was in the Animatrix somewhere.

My checkbook.

Next Bond villain.