Who's Pitbull?

I read it on a highly reputable blog.

Thank you, Mr. O'Neal.

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I'm personally finding sharia law difficult to get accustomed to.

I feel bad, Luna's been telling us about these for years and none of us believed her.

Sounds like a lot of Bronx bullshit to me.

No one has committed copyright infringement.

He's got mine!

Always. Be. Colic.

An episode where Mr. Burns loses all his money? How do they come up with this stuff?!

I think they're trying to trick me into seeing them more than once. That's how they get you.

They're both stone-cold killers.

Who's playing Rory Calhoun?

If it could, a puppy would kill you and everyone you care about.

I REALLY like the vest!

She left town two years ago to follow her dreams and now returns humiliated after giving her panties to a geek.

Another Festivus miracle!

Not at all it's both delicious and nutritious.

I think the joke went over my head but Tom Hanks is that dude from The Money Pit I think.