Crack is great!

George Peppard: Flower child

Next week, Bill Murray - but will we even know the difference?

I'm not sure I would call Thelma & Louise a "revenge thriller".

“Bandwagonesque is my favorite record by my favorite band of all time,” says literally one person in the entire world.

He should build a wall around the internet and make me pay for it.

The Black

I kneecap somebody whenever I see Anne Hathaway.

Someone already made Inside Tonya Harding.

Got any gum?

Guilty.

This would be a true statement in any election year.

uuhhhh…

Fucking pervert.

(Tank Girl farts)

People still use "SJW" unironically?

They could've just named her Ambassador of Super Awesome Invisible Aircraft and not offended anybody.

After reading these tweets I'm going to hazard a guess here and say Lupe Fiasco isn't especially bright.

Rabid.

Didn't they get some schematics and find some weakness? I can't remember, I've been doing bong hits non stop for thirty years.