thecausticgospel--disqus
thecausticgospel
thecausticgospel--disqus

Yes

I guess none of them had ever seen a womp rat.

That's true, I had forgotten that.

Well, what I mean is that it's not that the movies keep having a Death Star in them, it's that they repeat the same scenario three times. Empire builds Death Star, rebels steal plans, rebels blow up Death Star. Maybe stop leaving them on the kitchen table with a "Very important superweapon plans" post-it on top.

The real question is why don't they start doing a better job of keeping the fucking plans hidden?

Eric Stonestreet

Doahchestah.

Can't watch any of this right now, someone please tell me Pimpbot 5000 is here.

I think there might still be some porn, you just may need to do a bit of searching.

Lol he doesn't have a nose!

Voldemort's better looking.

I don't expect to shake off my sanctimony addiction any time soon.

No doubt growing up in Hawaii had the effect you mention, but he'd been living on the mainland - in LA, New York, Chicago, Boston, and DC - for almost thirty years by the time he got into the White House. Pretty sure he'd have figured it out by then.

Diabordello

Oh, that one.

This time it's a satanic prostitution ring.

He wants a house he can get lost in. Like literally lost and scared and crying.

It ain't easy

I Remember You was a pretty big hit.

Well we're sure as fuck not going to help you now, cult boy.