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Clarence.

Think that's just a nickname.

I'm feeling a little, uh, anxious if you know what I mean.

Nothing but golf cart chases.

Tripping balls, apparently.

Will he be the one who sounds the horn?

How could a pony not know that?

I forgot to this morning, thank you for reminding me.

He sounds weird.

What I need is an app that shows me where the whiskey is.

He just appointed Lollys Stokeworth to be secretary of the Department of Housing and Urban Development.

Almost two weeks with Kevin Bacon? Sign me up.

They've already got a wall.

Now I can't stop thinking about a Walker Texas Ranger spinoff starring Bill Murray.

I'd say "fuck 2016" but AV Club told me it's lame.

Well at least she's a little bit rock and roll.

Room for all!

" ’cause the most fun is when a real director creates the world."

"I thought it was important that the audience be able to have a human representative on screen, somebody that they could have an emotional understanding of."

Castle Greyskull was a big one. I begged for that and thought I wasn't getting it and then - boom - right there under the tree.