We should start a support group.

Women dig smut.

I've had people ask if the umbrellas make them taste better, and the answer is yes, yes they do.

Fuck umlauts. Godammit, I just hate them!

Total Peace - Sebadoh
Home - Naked Raygun
Early Stars - Jejune
Unchained - Van Halen
Drown - Smashing Pumpkins

And Depp is number one, but Crow was asking a more specific question.

Will Smith has to be up there. I can't remember the last time the guy had a bona fide hit, yet he still seems to be regarded as some kind of powerful Hollywood figure.

Regrettable tattoos don't pay for themselves, people.

Yeah, he'd bole him right over.

"Puny hands."

Me John big tree.

Yeah, Trump would open his mouth to speak and Hulk would hurl him through a window. That's entertainment.

Can't I do stuff and also scoff?

You reddit scum.

Wait, white supremacists are fucking morons? Now you're just trolling.

If I had any idea how to navigate that shitshow, I might occasionally stumble onto some of this as well.

(or just torrent it, suggest some of the less motivated bigots)

#buildthespacewall

Damn right.

I want you to boycott Star Wars because I'm rabidly bigoted against Calamarians.