I just can't get invested in the Jess and Robby thing. Nelson Franklin is good and the two work well together, but at an almost unconscious level I'm just waiting for it to end. So I'm bored watching it develop.

He'll demand equal time at her shows.

It was really, really important to hit him with that "not crazy, just an asshole" assessment before he left.

A 90 Psych eval. It's not like he was looking at 90 days in a supermax.

Breaking news, Axl has just cancelled the tour in a fit of pique.

Too provincial.

Gary Gnu?

Planets blowing up is a myth created by the Chiss to make us less competitive.

Whenever a Death Star's not onscreen, all the characters should be asking "Where's the Death Star?"

Don't Siths get a religious exemption?

Shut up before I come over there and fuckstart your head.

It turns out Bailey's entire tech empire was built by the blood and sweat of house elves.

What's wrong with Darth Vader? Family man, great fashion sense, beautiful singing voice, supports small business. We should all strive to be more like him.

Never make fun of people from Masachussetts.

I can't stop voting for Trump. I voted for him again yesterday.

I've liked it more than you in more recent viewings, I think, but it's definitely more hamfisted and simplistic than I remember thinking it was when I was fourteen.

The one thing I thought RD did well, particularly in comparison to Manhunter, was translating Will's internal detectiving to the screen.

I've always had affection for the book. It seemed like a pretty ballsy "fuck you".

Joseph Cotton drank sterno on set and urinated all over everyone and drowned puppies for fun between takes.

Caught up on some movies from the past year this weekend. I watched Zootopia, The Witch, and Green Room. I liked all three, but holy shit what a weird triple feature.