Why?

Finally someone is adapting Marvel titles.

We're the worst.

*Brendan Fraser faces Universal Studios in the rain*

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein.

I had sushi for lunch and it was okay.

The fire escapes were painted on.

You don't want prostate cancer, Dik. Trump's not worth it.

If you don't get a complimentary DVD of yourself running away from a huge orange fireball in slow motion at the end of this, it's not worth it.

Whew! Man, I'm sure glad I got here in time to make the Sascheen Littlefeather joke before anyone else!

Make a joke about Superman sexually assaulting a 19 year old actress?

Did she tell you to skip Uber next time and use horses horses horses?

"Can you make me look both greasy and dried out? That's what I'm after."

She'd be great for talk radio, the way she keeps up with the news like that.

Fingers crossed that this is because Jaden Smith has given up on acting entirely.

I just got myself a face book and my nephew showed me how to operate it. I'm so excited!

Baldwin's answer to Trump's equal time complaint has always galled me a little because it's the wrong answer. A sketch comedy show in which an actual candidate is not appearing is not subject to that rule at any time, ever.

Heretic.

It almost sounds like you believe politicians possess integrity or scruples.

He'll be pushing daisies if he works much harder.