It's a 14 year old with a glandular disorder.

Maybe he'll be playing a sensitive guy with a rough exterior, ever think of that smart guy?

It's hard not to exist in a bubble within the context of something like Facebook where you're choosing who makes up your network. Most people, I'm sure, are linked to friends and family and - barring the weird racist uncle you can't insult by dropping - are generally creating a group of like minded individuals.

No one's saying you have to engage.

Do you have Lupe Fiasco, Bill? Because if you do, you could always use a little more, right?

I'm not watching that.

"This is a snakeskin jacket. And for me, it represents a time when there were still snakes."

Clim-ate protect-ions? [said in Mr. Burns voice a la "re-cy-cling?"]

They should've mentioned that in the article.

Netfux is coming in 2018.

"Orphans can get fucked." - Tilda Swinton

You're a mean one, Mr. Willo.

"I think Harrison Ford is mad that I'm kind of an asshole."

The King of Kings of Comedy

Where's the Roy Orbison?

Madeline KAAAAAAAAHNNN!

Makes sense, he has natural Mars camouflage.

No planet needs him.

And not like my neighbor Burke Li, either.

Trump may be the one person in the world who would not be improved with a ten percent rastification boost.