¡Ay, mi estomago!
¡Ay, mi estomago!
The first part's true. Ick.
It's just about time for a nice, cold Mike's Hard Peach Lemonade.
I'm perfectly happy to have Mexicans pouring over the border in a torrent, but they can leave the beer because it's godawful.
Pictured above, my all time favorite use of the word posthaste.
I hope you didn't take their attempts to destroy you too seriously.
I am nacht participating in another pun thread.
Pocket CAN'Tulator
I mean TV's got a great fucking personality.
I can't take space suits with tits seriously.
You say that, but it actually went through 7 rewrites.
People are the worst.
Bruce Campbell on Fargo.
"You know, it hasn't been easy for a white man in America these last eight years."
Fuck this, I'm going back to bed. Someone come wake me when the first weed store opens in Boston.
Can we get a NSFW tag on this article, please?
Next we tackle the mystery of Droopy McCool's eyes.
The silver haze lining.
I personally never underestimate our citizens' capacity for racism, jingoism, and pride in ignorance, but it's always disappointing to have it so spectacularly demonstrated.
I haven't quite made up my mind, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to get drunk as shit tonight.