The salad days.

Don't be ridiculous, we'll still be around in 2018. We'll just be too busy fighting off radroaches and super mutants to see some mediocre Tom Cruise movie.

It's almost as if the claims Trump made during the campaign weren't true!

But it's got a new hat!

Maybe Shkreli should run for a Senate seat.

Shouldn't he be in jail?

He's just trying to make America great again, maybe you should try being more accepting?

Presidente Trump has put a blanket ban on all puppy videos until all the losers accept his election.

Toblerone is surprised that it's customers have never heard of shrinkage.

I'm sure we will all find the furry porno Fantastic Beasts And How To Fuck Them sufficiently disturbing.

Counterpoint: Smoking is cool

VP for Operations, Buck Naked.

I grew up in Massachusetts and we had this fairly prominent Mormon family in town and holy shit, every goddamn year.

So what you're saying is that even Mormons give you a pass?

Trump has the best strokes. Huge strokes. Nobody has strokes like he does.

Donald Trump said something self aggrandizing that wasn't entirely true? Color me shocked as fuck.

Looks like I picked the wrong election year to quit sniffing glue.

The first half will be good.

Sounds like I should've voted for Trump.

And you blow the Sept.