thecasualheel
thecasualheel
thecasualheel

I’m beyond excited and legit teared up while watching the preview.

As my they say on my favorite podcast, My Favorite Murder: FUCK POLITENESS!!!

Leave Melissa Gorga out of this!

I would kill for behind-the-scenes footage of these guys gelling eachother’s hair and waxing eachother’s chest, in between spotting eachother in the gym and making out.

spoiler alert: the winner is....

They all look like the results of slightly different “what will your future child look like” apps that used the same couple for each.

I really don’t know why you wouldn’t. My wife said she would probably do the fantasy suites first and then make the big cuts. This kind of pragmatism is why I married her.

Ahahahaa!!! A Ralph Lauren Model Magazine - the original binder of women!

That guy in the background of them though....the horse trainer/gaucho/whatever? His expression is like “This is my life. These are my choices....what am I doing here?”

“I didn’t say I WANTED casserole, just that I EXPECTED casserole.”

The moment when she said “I’m so proud of myself” was the moment my eyes rolled back so far into my head that I became blind. I am blind now.

ps

ahhhh i said the same thing last night. i have even been watching from the beginning! his face kept popping up and i was like, wait, what? who are YOU?!

Honestly, I just got involved in this mess recently and I am having a V HARD time telling any of them apart.

Who the hell is that Chase guy? was he always on this season?

I feel so tired when I watch JoJo. She has to do so much close talking about feelings that don’t exist with dummies. She was probably like, “sigh, fine. at least I get to lie down.”

See ya, goocho.

Also, “you look like you could be in a Ralph Lauren model magazine”

also i haven’t recovered from this yet