Yep. Geography fail. Should read “just south of the state line.” Between that and the he/she mixup in graf 2, this story needs a quick edit.

her body was found four days later just north of the state line in North Carolina.

And her chocolate store is called CACAO??

Why does he house come with a puppy? Who just left that dog there?

This is how I imagine Cruise and Miscaviage spending most of their time together:

..It was a bromance - cigar-smoking, playing tennis, doing exercise together, out macho-ing each other..

the worst part about this show, imo, is that there aren’t 75642 more episodes for me to watch

This is the best written show i have seen in years. There are level of meanings buried deep into it that i am still discovering. And the fact the center “love story” of the show is not Jessica and Luke. but Jessica and Trish is beyond awesome.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure

He has always been a honey-baked ham and it is delightful.

I’ve never found him attractive... But now that I’ve seen him in makeup I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. Lip Sync Battle is doing the lord’s work.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.

I have a weird self-image in which I think I am waaaay more attractive than I actually am. So, like, in my head, I am walking around being just the sexiest, and then I'll see an actual photo of myself and be jerked back to reality. I mean, I still like the way I look, but I wonder, "Where is the vibrancy that I feel…

If I look too long at some pictures all my features get out of context and I am like, what the fuck do I even look like?

This is the most perfect distillation of late-90's/early-00's makeup I could possibly have imagined, and I love it so much. The dark lipliner under nude lipstick all slathered with super-shiny gloss. The shimmery, opaque jewel tone swath of eyeshadow. Copious blush. Glorious. In fact, it shouts "early 2000s" so…