I’m not 100% sure what this means, but I think that you are insulting both Jeets and Bryce, so I’m giving it a star anyway.

Maybe he thought that “Maximum Security doesn’t win” was an insult to his border defense plans? Tough to know with that fuckin guy.

I'm still coming to grips that we both find his daughter attractive.

I’m surprised by Trump’s interpretation on this. The darker horse won, but then after an appeal on technical grounds, the judicial system declared the lighter colored horse - far less qualified according to oddsmakers - the winner. You’d think Trump would be on board.

“Hooves” — Sincerely, the CIA

After Curry’s missed dunk, the Rockets win probability was 99.5%. Conceding the game but getting home two minutes earlier was probably the wise choice by the Warriors.

Probably the same thing as if James Harden broke an ankle coming down on one of Klay Thompson’s “technically illegal” closeouts. Not sure about these newfangled rules, but back in ‘66 they would have just shoot him as he laid, no tent or nothing.

Exactly, you can’t ignore the fact that it’s basically luck that there wasn’t a huge accident injuring multiple horses here.

This guy talks so confidently about “the spirit of the rule” in a sport he only follows three times a year.

It was 100% the correct call. He impeded multiple horses swinging from the 2 position out to the 4 then back to the 1 and 2. It’s a DQ 100% of the time and it’s not even close. 

Clearly, they just weren’t standing hard enough.

Once again, John Cooper can't win a big game in Columbus. 

Bills fans this morning are destroying property, calling Brown racial slurs and drunkenly getting into fistfights so, you know, you can just imagine how they’ll react when they hear about this.

The two Temecula jokes have to meet in Temecula.

What do we call this one? Cheat me in Temecula?

I came here to post "At least two ppl actually met in Temecula"

Wait wait wait. Hold on. Temecula already has a thing. We can’t have TWO highly insular Temecula jokes running around here at the same time.

Not just billionaires...if I had a million

He reportedly told his mother that if she had a problem, she could meet him in Temecula