I don’t want to start an argument, but I think Big Papi made his money well before he started caddying.

We had a kid on my son’s basketball team that did that. If he touched the ball, it was a turnover. We lost every single game. His dad had to be restrained from the ref (by me) at one point because he was trying to fight him over a lack of foul calling. My son was 10 at the time. I guess what I’m trying to say is that…

Option A: DeSousa has a legal guardian , or possibly other family, and they are willing to comp the legal fees to give him the opportunity to pursue playing basketball.

This is smart drafting, taking first round value in the fourth round.

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Fuck those cookies. My daughter sold her heart out one year and my wife and I schlepped them all over. The GSA takes like 85 percent and the troop gets 15 percent.

His hate shit was one thing, but to deny that a Charmander can become a Charizard if it trains really hard is just wrong.

That’s not an error; if you think about what diffusing and defusing are as actual physical actions you should see why.

One of my favorite parts too - but Nantz actually suggested it first; and *then* Tony was all, “YES! Great call - Andy should absolutely call a timeout here!”

I was shouting at anyone who would listen all week long that the Chiefs stood absolutely no chance of winning that game, and yet I still sat there and subjected myself to it, because I am a self-loathing moron.

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

The odds of that actually stopping a puck are slim, but considering so many empty-net attempts are shot from the defensive zone, they aren’t zero.

No need to hurriedly dangle second contract in front of Machado. Every team knows he won’t hustle to first.

Since she’s not a professional baseball player and public figure, reporters probably have no interest in interviewing her.

Sort of the sports media version of Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Ok, I think what we’re all thinking here is holy fucking fuck why are there so many hangers in those lockers? 

but the Vikings missed 10 field goals and finished with a putrid 68.8 conversion rate on attempts, both worst in the NFL.

Not even one pun about her career circling the drain? C’mon Redford, it’s like you’re not even TRYING.

I really want to make fun of her with some doofus recycled twitterism like OOH SHE HAVIN A NORMAL ONE! but in reality it seems like she might have some mental health issues and needs help.