I’m sure MANY Arizonans are excited for the debut of the Kliff Kingsbury Kardinals. Can’t wait to see the endzone signs.

Because you're looking at him. He's walking to the right.

If he didn’t kill anyone, then why did he give that quote?

Sounds like he just had a Sr. moment.

I think Staley Da Bear is fine, just havin’ another heart attack. 

The Timberwolves, his next stop, were and are the domain of domineering, career-ravaging psycho coach Tom Thibodeau, who’d probably already at least partially alienated the team’s two young building-block players

I just spent an embarrassingly long amount of time tweeting his own mock drafts at him.

“Tom Brady can’t catch passes, especially in big games. That’s why he went in the sixth round. Teams know what they are doing...”

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Easy answer, suspend him over the field of play ala the spidercam. I’m not saying we’d have to call it “The Hanging Booger” but it’s an idea.

“Send him to me.”

IIRC opiates as well. And his use of them is intertwined with his mental health issues. It’s a fair point to ask which drives the other, and my words in my first post were careless in not making it clear that his mental health is the driving force here.

The year was 1988. I cane home from college and went to a local semi-pro hockey game. They were running a promotion where three people were chosen to compete to win fried chicken by shooting pucks into an empty net. My program # was chosen.

Just clarifying for those who assumed it was because of heart disease and obesity from eating their fatty foods. No, it was premeditated murder.

My mom used to yell, “If you make it, we’ll go to McDonald’s!”

Dude, slow down you’ve still got to drive home.  

He didn’t lose the challenge, though, because there was no challenge, because he wasn’t actually allowed to challenge. He “tried” to challenge, and the Referee informed him that he was not allowed t do so. The penalty for that mistake is laid on in the rulebook:

Yeah. I can’t stand the Raiders and think Gruden’s contract is the funniest thing in the NFL right now, but his explanation makes sense. And even if it didn’t, it’s not like it actually cost them anything since they had three timeouts with seven seconds left in the half.

To be fair to Gruden, it’s not like they were going to burn two more timeouts in the last 0:07 of the half, so it didn’t really cost his team anything.

I’m not sure I understand why you don’t buy his explanation. “No challenges within the 2-minute-warning” has been a rule since the replay system was implemented, when he was still coaching the first time around. It’s been the rule through all the games he commented. If this were a Jim Schwartz “whoops I forgot scoring…