In the off-chance that you’re still confused, the correct answer was “lower.”

It’s not the battery percentage that’s concerning, it’s the 73 tabs on a mobile browser

Yes. Infrared.

Well, look...he plays in the NL, right? And he pitched in at least 6 innings in all 9 of his losses.

Those fools, relying on the metrics available at the time instead of seeing into the future!

The thing about Mike Francesa is that he will say the same thing at least 15 times in a single segment. In a single segment, that is, he will say the same thing 15 times. 15 times. The same thing. 15 times. That’s really the thing. Saying the thing. 15 times. He says it. 15 times. Really, just listen to him. If you…

New England should have seen it coming when Derek Anderson called out “Readyyyy.... down.... HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT”

The titles for all Mushnick columns should really start with FWD: FWD: FWD:

The key to tell where the fan’s hands are is that crease in the orange padding. Right before it is where the collision happens, although not exactly since it’s not a straight ahead shot, but it’s only off by a bit.

Update: This is why I don't bet on NFL football.

I’m absolutely an asshole. I just am not a “blame a teenager for dying after his coaches ran him into the ground” asshole.

I don’t really follow tennis, but I enjoy these clips because I like to pretend the players are tiny little athletes playing on a normal-sized ping pong table.

Are you sure that’s not backwards cotton candy guy?

That kid threw a frozen rope strike to the plate. This guy one hops it to 2nd base from shallow left. So if it is, it’s the Jamie Moyer version.

Sit and Be Fit

I blame the injury on the airbag not deploying during the Carr crash.

“You are the biggest idiot on this thread.”

Rarely does one see a sentence that by its very posting immediately defeats its premise.

We were warned gay marriage would lead to this.