Yup. Has to be on the active roster for six games to qualify for an accrued season toward free agency. He’s only done that in 2012 and 2013.

I’ll be that guy. I thought this fight was way more in GGG’s favor than the first one was. Canelo was out on his feet for the last six rounds of this fight, and GGG probably won at least half of the first six rounds of the fight.

I really want to believe Tomlin’s screaming “TARP!” in the stock photo.

Now that he’s rich, I bet he leaves the kicking net for a much nicer, younger net.

Why was the animation done on a fucking Sega Dreamcast?

In related news, Dan Synder’s first name is actually pronounced “Fuckhead”

or that time the Wilpons got 12% returns on their investment year after year!

Front page in the last half-hour, chronologically:

I can’t wait tilde next time they meet

“Monstar’s” It is from Space Jam.

The man plays with Blake Bortles, so he knows trash when he sees it. 

Ben Zobrist and Nick Markakis articles in the same day? Good to see my 2009 fantasy baseball team having a strong showing on Deadspin today!

Never go on a game show! Never do it!

Scherzer plays for a team that is a nationals embarrassment.

That's why you have the bats wear hats.

“Dammit. I would give you 2/3 of a star if I could”—many fine people

In hindsight it’s no surprise that he was lion about the injury.

Ah jeez, that Kamara kid has some pretty salty language, ya know? It reminds me of when old man Gilbertson got his arm caught in the thresher. He managed to kick the emergency shutoff, don’t you know, and wouldn’t you believe it but the Anderson kid was nearby and whipped his belt right off and put a tourniquet on!…

Somehow Jose Reyes will emerge unscathed and bat 2nd the next day.