I am intrigued by your concept. Can we apply it to the airline industry?

I think we should really consider doing away with helmets, as they are primarily used as a weapon these days. It’ll mean more ‘heads up’ football and proper work on fundamentals. Hell, it’ll most likely lead to a faster game anyway. And while we’re going along this way of thinking, I’d probably do away with shoulder…

You’d think Babe Ruth would have done this, but he never gave up 2 home runs in a game and only 10 in his career in 147 starts.

This is like losing a ten dollar bill one day but then the next day you see a dog in a motorcycle sidecar wearing his own dog goggles.

Ben McAdoo looks like you cut off the head of a pedophile, that is now 3/4 of the way to growing its new head.

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

Yes. Only the top 20 or so picks get full guarantees across all four years of their rookie deals. What a devastating precedent it might set if teams had to pay what amounts to a rounding error for a mistake at the top of the first round on a pick with no bargaining power on an artificially reduced salary. That…

Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.

I think the technical term for that state is stoned to the bejesus belt.

great work in pointing at the ball by the shortstop

Fedora, on tilt.

I refuse to believe that Larry Fedora is an actual name and not substantive evidence of the shared simulation we call reality breaking down.

As a parent my first thought was "poop"

Big fucking deal.

I’m hungover and got the A/C down to 67. I’ll take extra Worcestershire in my congratulatory Bloody, please.

Calling the cops here isn’t as bad as calling the cops for setting a hard screen in a pickup basketball game, but it might be close.

The flames were put out by local residents, who threw gravy and cheese curds on the French fires.

+2 Ricky Hendersons

He self identifies as a shortstop though! 

Labat blew