I’ve actually had the bankart surgery, and that was bad enough. That other one sounds awful.

Springier would have made that catch. 

“Paxton looked on in disbelief at what very much looked like the dinger that would cut his team’s lead down to two.”

Am i reading this wrong, or do the numbers not addup correctly here?

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Follow-up observations have revealed that the object has a hyperbolic orbit

I don’t know, Billy. Today, we witnessed what a lack of V.A.R. can do: rob a team of a perfectly fine goal. I’m speaking, of course, about the Crystal Palace/Aston Villa game, where Jack Grealish was incorrectly yellow-carded for simulation when he had, in fact, been fouled from behind by Wilfried Zaha. The ball…

The Defenechstration of Houston

Seriously though, why is Jed Lowrie still injured?! 

He’s here to do a football. 

Of course they’re not going to let him play with the same helmet he’s played in his whole career. A Steelers helmet would look stupid with a Raiders uniform.

To be fair, the river did stare at that home run for a really long time.

They’ve been usurped by feral hogs, between 30-50 of them.

This comment is the closest thing we’ve had to a Ley-bear post in forever.

Now I’m picturing the nets launching Jeter all the way back into shallow right-center.

That’s a web gem.

This slight against Piggy Poop Balls will NOT be forgotten. 

Raysism. I miss that guy.
Clue Heywood would be good too, but I know he kinda hates you guys now :-/.

I thought Peter Thiel already was your Public Editor.

Has anyone asked them how many days there are in a week?