I’m a yankee fan but you have to be fair...that was the yankee’s bullpen door and it was their fault that it wasn’t shut.

If Lebron James had been in this race, he would have won it going away!

I don’t understand this. Why don’t you just pay attention to what you like?

“Gronkowski finished second”

“It’s not over yet. We still have a chance to come back and win it all.”

Because the KC area has it’s own brand of special. My cousin has tales of some guy he knows/knew who used to, maybe still does, steal live power lines.

Have you heard the one about DePriest and the security guard?

I forget where I recently heard this - but apparently helmet stripes also have a utilitarian purpose. It allows coaches reviewing film (I’m assuming from an all 22 type angle) to see which way a player is facing - as the stripe stops at the face mask.

Sometimes, when I write speeches in my job, I use those kind of stories, or “slip-in” phrases, to plant an idea that I won’t explicitly put in the speaker’s mouth, but it’s good for them to have said, in case you need a sound bite or clip, or just to have that kind of subconscious thing planted in the audience’s mind…

That’s not him forgetting the words. That’s him not having enough breath support to sing more than every other word.

That seems like more of a Brouhaha than a Hullabaloo, if you ask me. Which no one ever does.

Ironically, he’s a gelding.

“JR Smith que pasa???” 

It was because of that re-set button, I was able to go 161-1 in Ken Griffey Jr’s baseball for the SNES. Why the one loss? Because I felt that it was important for me and my imaginary team to understand the meaning of a loss before we “swept” our way (wink, wink) through to the World Series and winning in the same…

“In an altered paranoid state, believing ordinary citizens were government officials that were tracking him and recording him.”

I could see how this would be difficult for someone so used to going...
*Puts on shades*
unnoticed.

More like “Richie Non Compos Mentis,” am I right?

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

Hopefully Richie racked that dumbbell afterwards, I don’t want to think he’s an asshole or anything.

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

That’s clearly Melissa McCarthy playing Sean Spicer.