They need to put him on the stand, I’m always partial to a grilled Reuben.

Why wasn’t Deadspin (and specifically, you Diana) able to find Ms. Ennis’ incident from 2011? Don’t you do simple searches of the people you write about before publishing?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I don’t know, that seems awfully cheap for a sandwich.

Behold, a flock of dinosaur-sized turkeys!

...deadass.

chicken in red wine is literally like Julia Child’s signature recipe, what are you talking about

Damn, if only you knew of a site that had almost weekly deals on legit sous vide circulators.

“See guys? Not so easy keeping two sets of books,” -Bernie Madoff.

Do the Mets really seem like a team capable of managing a Netflix account?

Don’t talk to me about the most expensive double of your career.

Pete Carroll knows that nothing can bring down twins, at least not from the outside.

Of all the baseball feuds to be resurrected, Dodgers/Padres circa 1999-2004 was not at the top of my list.

It’s not a shock that Jeter’s showing even less range as an owner than Loria did.

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

Rremarkably, despite this being field level at the Super Bowl, they somehow did NOT even catch him on camera.

Oh, so the Earth is curved now?

Did they do a follow up story to see if that guy from the recommended story ever grew out some tits?

Concussion Lager™

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.