Headline would have been far better had the ball stayed fair

But he was so complimentary of you guys on Twitter...

You did it. Congrats!

Even though he’s standing on the railing, which I told him A THOUSAND TIMES NOT TO DO, this is still a good bear, yes?

Any idea how becoming a casual gamer could affect my life?

Through first 52 games of MLB career:

Aaron Judge
.246 BA
.345 OBP
.569 SLG
17 HR
37 RBI
38 R
24 BB
69 K

Kevin Maas
.271 BA
.371 OBP
.594 SLG
16 HR
30 RBI
31 R
26 BB
52 K

But will the statue be wearing one blood-stained sock?

Just checked his career stats and, as expected, CC has never pitched in Philadelphia.

That’s true but it’s unlikely that person would receive the same treatment at the hands of law enforcement, which I think was the point of the original post.

serious question...Was this post intended to be:

In light of the fact that you think that the NBA should call Traveling more often, this inane diatribe actually makes sense now.

you’d best prepare yourself for tomorrow’s follow up piece on the emerging meme admin war for the battle of who meme’d the picture first

This is probably my favorite comment (so far) from 2017.

Also tends to be a lot of 93's

Roll, Panda Roll!

Where do you stand on mole sauce?

Actually, he would have tried to buy a 6 and 9.

I’ll be honest, when I saw the title, I thought it would just be a video of different people putting ketchup on hot dogs.

If this man’s last name turns out to be “Dong,” you REALLY jumped the gun on the headline

Let’s go, people! this is the one!