He keeps flopping around like a fuckin’ Rag Doll, yeah he just might. And honestly, I’d be F.I.N.E. with it.

The current assumed value of 1 WAR is approx $8.5 million. Rosenthal’s tweet is accurate though misleading, as today’s baseball contracts relay heavily on WAR figures, comps, and assumed production over the life of the contract.

#SpotTake

Thanks Albert! And far be it for me to disagree. But to clarify...which specific dog is the best dog (e.g. Lassie, Air Bud, any random dog). Like, I think this dog is a great dog (not the best, though).

What was the over/under for how long it would take for the chat to be overwhelmed by Trump questions? Who had which side?

That sounds suspiciously simple

Which dog is the best dog?

Are there TVs in the DS offices? If so, what is most frequently on?

I worked on a large study of Traumatic Brain Injury when I was first out of college.** It’s important for me to note that PBA was most commonly seen in our “chronic TBI” group (a slight misnomer meant to signify that a patient had sustained a head injury anywhere from 1 to 5 years prior), and much less so in our…

This is what the perfect DS comment looks like, folks

Stick to sports!

Are you speaking to strictly cultural diversity? Or diversity of beliefs/perspective? If it’s the latter, well, lol:

Go on

“Some people were saying that his body landed on the point of the football.”

Seems like a reasonable spot to remind folks that Jose was supposed to start the next day (on regular rest), but that Mattingly pushed him back a day so he could start against the Mets, in an effort to hurt their chances of making the playoffs. Likely, he would not have been out partying if he had to start the…

Seeing as...

Terry Collins and Dusty Baker aren’t in Maddon’s league

*you’re

If you admit that your a Cubs fan who didn’t read the whole comment, I won’t post a snarky response.

How about the fact that Madden’s decision to have Schwarber in the lineup directly resulted in this scenario: