Thank You

If I post the link to Greg Howard’s leaving Gawker for his fellowship at The New York Times Magazine, would I have missed the joke?

How’s Greg?

I guess he figured the Raptors could use a lift...

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VGR (Very Good Reader) is a goddamn national treasure.

How did we survive in the pre-internet meme era?

Who’s idea was “The Cardinals Lost Their ___ Game”? This is the best idea.

Absolute perfection. But you’ve got to make sure to use the correct voice inflection when saying it in your head.

Dear Bob W.,

Open-air baseball stadium in Minnesota, retractable-dome football stadium in San Diego. Ok then!

Digging in against one of those fastballs will put some hair on your chest.

That’s the best avatar I’ve seen on Deadspin.

Are you aware that, as of Friday 4/1/16 3:43 p.m. ET, there are no bears on the Deadspin front page?

Or else you might end up at the bottom of a big pile of rabid Jazz fans.

Are we allowed to ask questions about the cereal list?

Great, thank you. Kids are 1000 times tougher than we know and he made it home a few weeks later.

Same here...

Newsday’s sourcing is weird—“industry sources?”—