"Weak shit."

Goose Island Matilda, at 7%, just barely qualifies as "strong", but it's still a fit and, hot damn, is it delicious.

"I approve."

Not really related, but still make me chuckle

Trout's little sympathy hop when he realizes what's just happened...

This was just released for the first time outside the brewery. It runs about $9/bottle, depending on how well connected your local beer guy is. It's complex and delicious, and at 11.6% it will knock your fucking socks off.

The speeds with these new racing suits getting way out of control.

True story...years ago when I was single, I was on maybe the 4th or 5th date with a girl I had recently started seeing. Without kids or a wife, I had time to be really into movies and I casually asked her one night what her all-time favorite movie was. Without hesitating and with absolutely no hint of joking, she…

Admit that you wrote this article just to demonstrate the proper use of italics when sourcing.

1a. NFL Stars beating their kids/wives

yes, because with injuries, defensive gameplanning, player durability (etc), individual RBs are far less valuable in fantasy (comparative to their replacements) than they once were. Yet, there are still plenty of fantasy players that will pay up for "name" guys. So, capitalize on that.

After reading this comment and then checking through your activity feed, it appears that you have added "oblivious blowhard" to your arsenal, to go along with "troll" and "racist." Congratulations on completing the trifecta!

What are you looking at in your Kinja picture?

Hunter Pence applauds your efforts

Your kinja name makes me laugh way more than it should, every single time.

You guys still doing this chat? Or are you also drinking lots of red wine and subjecting yourselves to the Mets-Cubs game?

If We didn't start the fire, who did?

Hairline (1) and neckline (2) have clearly been photoshopped

You forgot to mention that, despite being sponsored by a company that specializes in manufacturing wireless communications devices, there is absolutely ZERO cell service in Qualcomm stadium (both inside the stadium and throughout the entire parking lot).