Hunter Pence is a big Sean Newell fan

Hunter Pence admires Peter King's taste in food

Hunter Pence wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar

Hunter Pence enjoys Skyline Chili

Thought maybe that was it too, but from the product description:

Not sure if this was already covered on DS, but as noted in a previous post, the NBA logo was moved to the back of the official jerseys, presumably to clear space for ads. Makes sense. However, the authentic version of what will unquestionably be the most popular NBA jersey in the world this season still finds the…

You do realize that you're (sort of) implying that Deadspin commenters that they shouldn't get too wrapped up in how many "recommends" their pithy comments receive? Dangerous waters you're wading into there, Mr. Magary.

That's how easy it is to change a narrative. Stay off the television, pose for a tasteful photograph, write a letter have a professional writer compose a letter, have that letter checked over and revised by a marketing team, workshop various versions of said letter with culturally-diverse focus groups, talk to…

"Consoling guy" completely cops a feel, amirite?

"Consoling guy" completely cops a feel, amirite?

When God created Suarez he broke the plaster mold

I don't know what else could have possibly gone right in this shot.

Counterpoint...

"Go fuck yourself."

You guys are surprised that the guy who penned this abomination is now needling his readers for legitimate criticisms on modern journalism?

Alternatively, add this to any shake of your choosing if you think that a shake that tastes exactly like a Mounds Bar is a good idea.

"But we're still trying to keep white people out of parts of Brooklyn, right???"

Besides Burneko, which other deadspin writers would you not allow to ghost-write your responses?

Sweet merciful shit. +1

Holy shit. +1