““Where is your hearing aid today, honey?” One of the black women said mid-eye roll. “Because you are not hearing well today.””

Since it was a Saab, you were cool with it...

“and more about creating a massive, brutal face of rage and intimidation.”

Uh, my brake pads don’t cost much and take about an hour to replace. Much better than chancing a money shift or putting even a little extra wear on my clutch.  In fact, it is kind of dumb to engine brake in regular driving at all.  You must want to be Speedracer or something.

You shouldn’t be a dick when you are wrong.

Ok, and how many people can rev match perfectly every time? None.

“Coasting in gear = engine braking.”

I do say, it is hard out here for a wealthy American industrialist.

But he is talking about engine braking, not coasting.

Better to wear the brakes than the clutch, IMO.  

“apparently they were tasked with creating a jingle based on the post-Civil War Reconstruction era for their U.S. History class.”

Does he have a steady love interest who goes with him in the camper, or does he find a new one at each location a la Face from A-Team?

It’s not bulls**t!  I have been waiting DAYS to replace the sails on my yacht!  My galley fridges are almost completed depleted of champagne!

LOL, the Russians would vote in Moscow University to play Alabama outside in Siberia...

Coulda been a trained chimp...

“Did you know that houses owned by black Americans are undervalued by an average of $48,000 per home? “

5th Gear:  In other words, “our cars are shaped like bricks, and it takes a ton of batteries to force those bricks through the atmosphere at sea-level.”

“If I tell you my shoe size can you tell me what Powerball numbers I should play?”

“I want to remind you kind folks that wheels and other csmetic bits can easily be changed. “

“The wheels are claimed to be bespoke to this car and worth eight-grand alone.”