“active safety blind spot autonomous bitcoin synergy”

“By 1972 standards, it would be a micro car.”

Then I saw his face, now I’m a Belieber!

Technically, you are wrong and the author is correct. He is saying that there is a kind of “car” he would buy, and the Palisade is not it. He is technically not calling the Palisade a “car”.

New auto plants for GM....oh....

“And Fox & Friends wants to know whose shirts you wear “

“There are certain folks who, owing to a deeply held personal faith, deny themselves the pleasure of reading the Harry Potter stories. “

Would be awesome for wrenching, except a.) the plastic cover is the first thing to be taken off, and b.) wrenching on newest-tech engine is not something this shade-tree mechanic would be doing anyway...

“Sweet Sean Hannity!”

“When it is all added together, homeowners in black neighborhoods have a cumulative loss of $156 billion in property value.”

“I smelled a bit of automatic transmission fluid as I hopped out of the Jeep, but I ignored it, “

SI needs to do a cell-phone...

““good guy with a gun” has run away from a shooting scene after the shooting was over”

Ha!  The school is named for a leader of one of the biggest gangs of all time!

“treat Melania like she is Pauline being held hostage by Donkey Kong and is just waiting for some heroic plumber to come along and save her.”

“I’ve brokered numerous used car deals and while I typically don’t assist with stuff that is under $20,000,”

I drive a rich man’s car because depreciation is awesome, but I cannot afford rent in DC (good thing I don’t live there)!

Butt what about my TRUX!

One wants a longroof for fun, but doesn’t get one that has a manual transmission?  Does Not Compute!

“If he finds some old law that says he can impose tariffs based on this or that, they can change the law.”