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The truth of the pictures: if you're wearing jeans without underwear, sometimes, they really rub your vagina wrong. She isn't trying to be sexy, she is in pain.

Aaaah. I am a historian, 20th century beauty is one of my specialty areas, and this gives me HIVES. It's not even remotely accurate. It's more like a makeup artist's vague modern take on decades past. Pretty, but NO.

if it makes you feel better:

Mine shows a baby doll listed as "large vinyl gender neutral Asian".

I saw the body bag, a gimp suit and a 55 gallon drum of deodorizer. With those choices, I was really surprised to NOT see a tarp and a shovel.

Here is a quick note on rape and physiological arousal, particularly as it pertains to male victims of rape.

No where near the level of other stories, but this holiday ended with me in tears because my mother couldn't think of a single nice thing to say about the meal. I worked my ass off for two days cooking everything, and all she did was bitch and moan and refuse to eat. Granted, the turkey came out bone-dry (not my

Check the sticker on the back...

"Is this one about feelings?"
The fuck??? How can you write a fucking novel PERIOD without mentioning feelings?

I hope we get to keep Missy. She is the best antagonist the show's had in a long while. She isn't really much more rational than the average Who antagonist, unfortunately...

they have had some male companions, but i REALLY want someone from the past, or an alien, too.

i literally thought of this scene earlier today

psh. She's not old. With a lift and tuck or two, she'd be pretty as a peach.

Her superpower is Withering Disdain. GO MAGGIE GO.

Curious to see how you patch an action figure.

These graphics are fantastic. I always wanted to play a GoT game where everyone looks like their action figures.

It's actually about ethics in video game journalism.

I'd assume he's gonna capture me and sell me to Jabba the Hutt for a large bounty.

Rick Santorum warned us that this would happen.