Why are they referring to Jay Z as the “baby daddy?” He’s her husband and father of her other child, for heavens sake.

Are you nuts? Do you think no one was injured or died or ever drank heavily when college was just for rich, connected people? Do you think dangerous fraternity rituals were invented in 1995?

I thought it was pretty clear the letter writer is also a man and they are married husbands.

The amount of ugliness they managed to fit on one car is impressive, really, when you think about it.

Not medical doctors, but they do get a doctorate degree for physical therapy. But that’s probably why they call themselves physical therapists, and not MDs. I’ve never met any PT who claimed to be a doctor.

Excuse me wtf are criss cut fries, those are waffle fries

Fans just follow them, I guess.

No, these are released outside the game (like on Youtube) as extra content (edit: often as a part of announcements about new characters or upcoming in-game events). You don’t actually view them in the game, though.

Literally this entire article I thought this was about Miley Cyrus

You are a champion. I read the first little bit but there was just so much more. It’s a jigsaw puzzle of madness.

Seriously. This is beyond the pale.

The Twitter eggs tell me it’s a wonderful free country with a great super handsome leader, “and also “Trump 2020!” so I think it’s probably legit.

Scratch that, it’s actually terrifying.

Fake news? I mean, it actually happened so not sure how that’s fake.

Eh, I wouldn’t worry about it. Like yeah, technically they could randomly eliminate entire characters or change the whole game into Capture the Flag only. But they also rely on their fans to keep playing the game, so the chances of that happening are next to none.

+1 for references

It’s also the name of my all-women ska band.

EXCUSE me I read a book once that contained only men in it but it wasn’t ABOUT MEN, okay? Men’s experiences are universal, you see. If you take your hysteria medication, you’ll understand.

You’re not kidding. Yikes.

RED FLAG