Yep. I remember one time in college I just straight up said “sorry it’s not going to happen” and the guy messaged me later like “my roommate says you’re just trying to get the upper hand and more power in the relationship.” He later banged down my door while I was with another dude in my room and after trying to get…

Well, I think part of the reason people are more attractive when they’re dating orhers is because... Well, they’re attractive and confident enough to be dating anyone at all. It’s not that they’re seeing someone else or that they’re taken, it’s that clearly their insecurities are out of the way and thereby lots of…

Yep. Had this happen with a guy I dated who was a little thicker. He genuinely did not understand that I found him physically attractive as he was, not “despite” his physique. Took me ages to convince him I wasn’t just trying to make him feel better about it.

Yeah, I wouldn’t recommend paying for sex unless paying for sex is something you really want to do and are comfortable with. Doing it just to lose your virginity is pointless and again puts too much importance on sex rather than just being you and not worrying so much about it. He will have sex when he feels ready for…

Tip for letter writer one: you’re going to run across a lot of women who end things indirectly like third-date girl. And unlike popular pick up artist blogs and other bullshit dating strategists say, it’s not because she wants to fuck with you. It’s because women are conditioned not to be direct, for our safety. It’s…

In “Democratic” Russia, Internet pays for YOU!

Nah, actually he tried to get back with me (pre-conversion) but by then I had already met my new boyfriend (now husband.) I didn’t see that he had changed his tune until after I was married to someone else. Still glad for him as an old friend and whoever he eventually makes a happy lady.

Now you have two members. Nuts in brownies is terrible.

True story: I briefly dated a guy who was libertarian, drove a red sports car and was an only child from a rich town. He wanted to be a lawyer for corporations to protect them from evil, evil unions. We didn’t work out primarily for these reasons although he was otherwise very handsome and nice. Years later I find out…

Can we get Jezebel to interview you about this because that’s amazing

That’s adorable. I would have been very amused and proud were I your parent.

Love how the message gets across so efficiently. A++

I heartily guffawed way too loudly on a quiet European train.

Oh man yeah, I didn’t think about Castro, but that’s a perfect example of how horrendous things can happen right under people’s noses because the perpetrator is generally normal-appearing.

What are they, scientologists?

I agree. I look at all these “raw vegan” diets and think nooooo what are you doing humans are meant to cook food to obtain all our nutrients! Literally! Like there’s no evidence that we can survive long term without cooked food!

Sign me the fuck up.

Ron Funches amazing laugh gives me hope.

Agree with trusting your gut. If you’re really concerned you can always call in an anonymous tip that he gives off weird vibes around children and while they can’t act on that, if they get more than one tip, or he gets caught, the tip will help to convict.