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Definitely not normal. At my hospital the nurses sometimes deliver the babies in triage because occasionally the woman can barely make it through the hospital doors before the baby comes out. It’s preferable to have the OB or midwife present, but the nurses are perfectly capable of delivering the baby if they have to.

I was just thinking that. When there isn’t a single healthy relationship in your life, it has to be so much harder to even know what it looks like.

But... It’s a sandwich. That’s what the bread is for, Scandinavia! What is the point of a sandwich if not to eat it with your hands ? Might as well have meatloaf with a slice of bread otherwise.

That’s a “I must have it” face if I ever saw one.

I live in a suburban area of 60,000 and finding Pokemon is still a chore here too unless you happen to be downtown.

Yeah. I downloaded the game after the 3-step glitch and only ever found one Pokemon while walking around aimlessly. Without any real way of tracking them, the game is basically unplayable. I haven't opened the app for a week.

“It’s not about facts, it’s about feelings”

Seriously. Someone please ask this lady’s son, “can boys be the President?” and see what he answers.

Also: “I believe in science!”

Huh, you're right. If it is purposeful, it's a nice allusion to the organization.

Drama. The high of the drama of breaking up and getting back together.

No wonder she said being with “a guy” was confining. Good lord, this is disturbing.

Speaking of doomsday peepers, where are all the “Trump/Hillary is the antichrist” folks this time? Does Obama get that distinction all to himself?

Have you really never heard of black troops in the Great War? It's like one Google search away.

This is awesome! I tried to steal the johnny after I gave birth but they wouldn’t let me take it home.

This is exactly why I don’t post any pictures of my children online. With all the information people put out there, the next generations will be able to be held accountable all the way back to when they were smearing poo into the carpet.

Have you seen “The Story of Maths”? It’s a very bland title for a very interesting documentary series about the development of mathematical concepts throughout history and in different cultures around the world. It’s on Netflix, or was recently anyway.

The canyon is big, the trails are very narrow with long, sheer drops and tight switchbacks. This is Ooh Aah point, where she fell off:

When I went there and we were being given safety instructions for our hike down into the canyon, at least several a year. Some of them are from exposure though, and not falls. But the trails are quite narrow, it’s extremely hot, and the sun beats down on everything. There’s no water. There are almost no railings

Seriously. If one of my actual family did this I would be horrified. Paterno is just a sports dude.