Nothing says “it’s a party” like giant cubes of ham and baby carrots on a stick.

10/10 would wear this dress all the time

Honestly part of me wants to buy a ticket for this apparently awful movie just to support Wonder Woman and pray that her movie is better.

Maybe things like this will bring them back, at least for a time. I’d never buy one of these for my house even if I could afford it, just the size of the thing makes it ridiculous to own. But I would totally go spend a few bucks to try it out at an arcade.

Once upon a time, when video games were prohibitively expensive to have at home, we had these places called arcades where you could go to play them for a small fee.

No idea, I’m 30 too and I don’t understand the appeal of Pewdiepie or any kind of video reviews or Twitch streaming, for that matter. /old

Honestly, from the way he is writing, the guy sounds super depressed and demoralized. I don’t really blame him. His “why am I bothering, did anyone even like this or are they just being nice” tone is very familiar to me.

By the “Spy” trailers, I thought that movie looked terrible and had no interest in it. But I watched it at someone else’s house when they rented it and it was really funny and ended up being a great movie. I think this one is going to be good too, I'm not making any judgements by the trailer.

Does that dog have a boner in the sheet?

He’s a victim of emotional abuse, with physical threats to himself and his things to boot. Abuse really twists the mind into thinking there is hope, that the highs are worth the lows, that if he just does the right thing, she will love him and everything will be okay again.

Once I had a dentist named Dr. Teeth, but I had to stop going because I’m allergic to feathers.

Sort of; “parmesan” is the translated word for parmigiano. In the EU, parmesan is the same thing as parmigiano-reggiano and falls under the same legal definition and restrictions. It’s only outside the EU, like in the United States, that the translated word “parmesan” is allowed to be used on parmigiano-like cheeses.

Or buy parmigiano reggiano if you can afford it and it’s available. Parmigiano, rather than Parmesan, is strictly regulated.

They also photoshopped the shit out of her to reduce her muscles as much as possible. Here’s a picture of her, probably also photoshopped, but at least they left in her athletic build:

To be fair, it's a pretty short period of time. By a few weeks in your boobs adjust, the baby gets better at eating, and then it's really quite pleasant and convenient.

Only if you’re weaning cold turkey or really early when they are still breastfeeding exclusively. But if you breastfeed through until after the baby is well established in solid food, your supply goes down anyway as the baby demands less and less milk and your body will respond by producing less over time. It’s much…

Breasts become swollen and hard like rocks if too full of milk. They feel like bursting, and it really is very uncomfortable if you can’t relieve the pressure. If she went 14 hours without feeding or pumping the milk, that would indeed be very painful.

Also, sometimes it’s nice to just retreat for a while to women/mother only spaces. Sure, I could feed my kid on a bench but it’s much more relaxing in a room equipped with a rocking chair and only other mothers doing the same thing you are.

Nipples on dudes are 2SEXY4U, according to game design.

Too much fabric for the male equivalent. Shorten the boots a bit, add some peep holes, and get rid of the fabric on the thighs, now we’re talking [hideous and impractical outfits no one wants.] I do appreciate the character designer’s inclusion of a creepy nipslip and seductive left shoulder just to finish the…