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The first (and only) successful penis transplant was conducted last year in South Africa—with the patient ultimately able to impregnate his girlfriend months later.

Why wouldn’t we see ourselves in Phasma though? A good villain is one who has enough humanity that you can see yourself in them, given the right circumstances.

But are we really better than them though

Their regular calling cards, the 19th century equivalent of a missed phone call or voicemail, aren’t much better:

What the hell?

Congrats! Parenthood is a trip, but a fun one. There are so many educational shows out there now, my toddler doesn’t even watch Sesame Street. She doesn’t want to. Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood (which is a great cartoon rehash of Mr. Rogers-style emotional content), Curious George (which teaches science basics), Wild

A large cast of side characters, yes, but not an interesting cast. I’ve never played tactics so I can’t say for sure, although my husband has played both 12 and tactics. Tactics is his favorite game, and he agrees that 12’s story was painfully boring and the characters uninteresting. 12’s world was good and ambitious

12 was an amazing game, but a really shit story, which for me was one of the major reasons I played Final Fantasy over other games. It had no emotional core. Any of the main characters could have died and I wouldn’t have cared at all. 13 carried this on, sadly. I’m waiting to see what 15 will be like. Self inserts are

I think what is most disturbing is that getting swept into a cult is that it happens to a lot of people we would consider normal, if perhaps vulnerable. The scariest part about cult psychology is how much it could happen to you, or someone you know, given the right circumstances. Take someone who feels unfulfilled or

Radicalization is weird like that. There are parents who beat their sons, one to death and the other injured, because the older one wanted to leave their church. Others committed mass suicide by poisoning themselves and their children because they were convinced that there was a spaceship behind a comet. Cult

Even forensic investigations on CSI take longer than two days. This is outrageous.

One wonders if this has been an “open secret” and now that it’s out, everyone is jumping ship à la Bill Crosby, because they already know that it’s true.

Really? I thought The Wiz was ten times better than the abomination that was Peter Pan. Definitely the best production they've done, not that the competition was fierce.

Thankfully Ne-Yo was a better actor than I expected and probably the most impressive male singer too. Mary J. Blige just killed it all around. I wanted her to stay on stage longer and have another song. She was great.

I might agree, but Congress won’t even let studies of the most effective forms of gun violence prevention be conducted. So none of what you said, never mind outright banning certain firearms, is going to happen until enough people care enough to make their Senators and Congressmen vote for even basic measures of

Right? All my athletic wear is from Old Navy. It’s durable, comfortable, and good quality. I don’t know why you would pay more for the same pair of tight ass-gripping pants.

Major reveal: Wonder Woman is the only watchable part of this movie.

I just want to take a second to appreciate the fabrics. The tattoos and face are done really well but it’s rare that someone makes a cosplay outfit which still looks good in a close up.

Given the amount of ill-trained animals that float through their offices, probably not. Maybe with the sweet ones.