I have a child, I like to go to the movies, and I approve this message.

At first I thought this was a disaffected cat sarcastically playing a tiny violin, and I liked it.

Won't someone please think of the video games?

Oh man, I would say "brace yourself" and insert a popcorn eating gif, but this thread already has 55 people in it after an hour and a half, so it really isn't necessary.

But 8:30 is after the children's bedtimes. At least, it always was in my house.

I don't think a 3-hour orgasm is the same as a 3-hour escapade with multiples that you're trying for. They're talking about 3 straight hours of continual peaking, no coming down.

Oh wow, I hadn't heard that she committed suicide. That's awful. I had heard of a woman like that before on some documentary, and I think some doctors figured out that she basically had uncontrollable epileptic-like firings, except in the nerves of her genitals rather than her brain. They put her on epilepsy…

Ah see, my friend went to a military academy. A bit more limiting.

True, although this piece of magnificence

It seems nuts, but it does make a good deal of sense in the end. Still, it's hard for people to have many relationships when the pool starts getting so small. Contact with civilian life is limited as it is.

You were in the military? I didn't know that! Learn something new every day. I was never in myself, but my best friend is and yes, rule #1 is pretty much do not date anyone who could possibly ever be considered your subordinate in any way, shape or form. You can't even really be friends with enlisted, much as you…

Seems like an excellent setting for an episode of Law and Order or some other procedural investigation drama.

We hang with different vegans, it seems. My friends think both are bad and shouldn't be done, but human tragedy and cruelty is certainly worse.

I suppose a rest area in general is a good idea for people who just want to take a break from shopping, but a) why men only? I know I'd love to take a break sometimes too while whomever I'm out with finishes up picking shoes and b) why must these areas look so depressing. Here honey, you sit in the blank white room…

I think because at some point in the past, we decided the word "toilet" was a bit too descriptive of what one does in the rest room. Fun fact: it's only a restroom in public spaces. In a private space like a home (or your hotel room), it is a bathroom, presumably because there is a bath in it and referring to the bath…

I get that some people feel that eating animals is wrong, but I've never met a person who really, truly, actually equates animal slaughter to human murder as morally the same. I don't even know where his sexual abuse metaphor fits in.

The thing about krokodil is that it is incredibly cheap, so it largely targets people who are so desperate, so poor, and so addicted that they can't afford anything else. My guess would be that they either don't know how bad it is, or know it's bad for them, but can't help it because they need the drugs at that point.…

I just made one just to tweet that one tweet. Here's hoping!

Sweet!

I don't! I'm old and I missed the twitter boat...