Well, it may not be perfect now, but it's a great big beautiful tomorrow...

Also, dinner party! Can we be friends because so few people I know understand what a dinner party is or how to show up on time because I'm trying to put hot, not overlooked food on the table, people!

I'm sorry. What the heck is a cronut?

My dad used to call me Sasquatch, and my coworkers are always surprised when somehow they learn the size of my feet. It didn't give me a complex at all.

UPDATE: FOUND IT

Oh now you have tickled my nostalgia nerve, that sounds incredibly familiar but I can't think what it is.

I like how the models they used look like average people pulled in off the street. It conveys the message that everyone, your normal everyday average person — including you — should step up to protect others from sexual violence.

It's easily available on Netflix. It's truly a great documentary, but get ready to feel reaaaally uncomfortable at times. More uncomfortable than watching Mickey Rooney as Mr. Yunioshi in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Have you ever watched the documentary Reel Injun? It's really a great documentary that explains the history of Indian people in film from it's earliest days. In it the documentary visits a camp (not Boy Scout, just a boy's camp) whose entire premise is based upon splitting the camp up into "tribes" based on "Indians."…

In my past life I was a pet goldfish that died when my owners went on vacation for too long.

Ugh, tell me about it...

You can stop now, Disney, that's enough...

To combat the insensitive, abhorrent behavior of those internet commenters, and to help the cause of these brave women, I have been inspired to donate to the Cleveland Courage Fund. I hope that it helps both the women who need it, and your own faith in people and strangers on the Internet.

I keep trying to have the sassy short-n-curly look and every time it just looks awkward. ;_; maybe it's my long face shape...

I've never butchered an animal, but I feel like I could if given the chance. I remember back in the 2008 election Sarah Palin made the unwise decision of televising some talking points using a turkey farm as a live background. As I recall, it was near the holidays so it was probably supposed to be a part of her homey,…

Yes, as soon as I read past the first paragraph in the article I thought the same thing. The obvious solution is "eat it", that is what people do.

Related to the above article: I once went to a salon and asked for an expert in curly hair, and they said "____ has curly hair, she could help you". and I was like" Okay, so I want her stylist then." Seriously, having curly hair does not make you an expert at cutting it. The woman had highly "textured" hair too, not…

Yes and then inevitably you end up with curls poking out at odd angles or the dreaded pyramid shape. I have had the same hairstyle for years and get a cut maybe once every six months because I'm too afraid to go and get another disappointing or mediocre haircut. totally trying this Devacurl thing!

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