I don’t believe Isha Aran is a real person.

In 2016 a woman sitting down the right field line with a full tray stacked full of food and beer- probably $100 worth at ATT Park in San Francisco prices- deliberately extended the tray to place it directly beneath a foul ball hit her way. It was a perfect bullseye. Everything on the tray somersaulted twice before…

Round here we call that a “quadruple.”

Whoa whoa whoa there

Are you one of them

“Well, we still have 2016.”

Do you call the Score, perhaps between 1 and 6 pm?

All is right again

No actual White Sox fans claim to be Cubs fans. They are fans of whoever plays the Cubs.

“according to the Chicagoans Cubs fans on my Facebook feed” 

Hence the use of ‘ultimately’

stayin aliiiiiiiiiiive

Oh, the fans are there, they just came dressed as empty seats.

you’re gonna get a bunch of 90s trip-hop fans with your little blog about Portis head hits

Good.

Luckily there are people in the world who understand how to put the well-being of this country first, so you can sit on your high horse, rather than in a pile of ashes.

Yeah, that’d go over well.
“Hey, just so you know, we’re only doing this because the guy who can fire us at a minute’s notice is a fucking moron, so we’re keeping his hand off the button.”
Why would they ever say that if they wanted to continue doing that job? 20 minutes after their press conference, you’d see this…

Be that as it may, the fact remains that the Taliban government of Afghanistan knowingly aided and abetted a terrorist organization that used their safe haven to plan, train for and ultimately execute the deadliest terrorist attack in the history of the world. Bin Laden may have been a Saudi, but Al Qaeda was based in…

Worth more than what? Some fucking nutbar going unhinged in the middle of the night and starting a nuclear war with North Korea? No, your soul is not worth more than that. In fact, standing in the middle of the dumpster fire and keeping an eye on the button requires way more of a soul than running away because the…

What was illegal and unjust about going to war in Afghanistan?