only if his name was Jake?

...49ers QB C.J. Beathard...

A bold claim in a world where the Star Wars prequels exist.

Thanks, killjoy.

“You rang?”

Their new offensive coordinator is Tom Foolery.

Dear Russian Bot:

Coming from a Nationals and DC sports fan in general, and with respect, but Joe Maddon can shut right the fuck up about calls he doesn’t like that impact a game.

It’s just you

Yeah, you beat me to it. Contreras gets blown up if that rule isn’t around, and we’re back to collisions that are arguably more dangerous than what happens on football kickoffs.

But without that rule, doesn’t Culberson just plow into Contreras? I get that this is the MLB equivalent of the “What’s a catch?” but I think that play is dramatically different if the rule doesn’t exist. Maddon wants it repealed, but then we go back to arguably the most dangerous hits in US sports. I think Maddon has…

My understanding of corporate America is that one cannot become a manager unless one is more than willing to value money over human beings.

You’re underestimating his mental illness. He does not “know” anything other than “Trump is the smartest, strongest, fastest, sexiest, and most humble man in world history.” He is literally incapable of “knowing” anything else.

So far the only evidence provided is that you can’t spell Pulisic, yet you’re supposedly an expert on 30 other players.

It’s not gel. It’s clay or, maybe, pomade. I can’t even take you seriously.

It’s hard to call what Batman does ‘winning’. He constantly has to fight the same people, because, he does nothing to address their means of acquiring power and becoming dangerous. He just beats people up. Also, all of his friends and family tend to suffer and die due to his vigilantism.

If you or someone you know is a bad-quarterback-enabler, you may be entitled to compensation.

Jay Cutler used to be one of the better...quarterbacks in the entire league.

This may be an unpopular opinion, but esports ARE NOT SPORTS and should not be covered by Deadspin. Now get off my lawn!!

That is a very low bar.