forgotten programs such as ... The 2005 World Series.

Good.

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

Luckily there are people in the world who understand how to put the well-being of this country first, so you can sit on your high horse, rather than in a pile of ashes.

Yeah, that’d go over well.
“Hey, just so you know, we’re only doing this because the guy who can fire us at a minute’s notice is a fucking moron, so we’re keeping his hand off the button.”
Why would they ever say that if they wanted to continue doing that job? 20 minutes after their press conference, you’d see this…

Be that as it may, the fact remains that the Taliban government of Afghanistan knowingly aided and abetted a terrorist organization that used their safe haven to plan, train for and ultimately execute the deadliest terrorist attack in the history of the world. Bin Laden may have been a Saudi, but Al Qaeda was based in…

Worth more than what? Some fucking nutbar going unhinged in the middle of the night and starting a nuclear war with North Korea? No, your soul is not worth more than that. In fact, standing in the middle of the dumpster fire and keeping an eye on the button requires way more of a soul than running away because the…

What was illegal and unjust about going to war in Afghanistan?

only if his name was Jake?

...49ers QB C.J. Beathard...

A bold claim in a world where the Star Wars prequels exist.

Thanks, killjoy.

“You rang?”

Their new offensive coordinator is Tom Foolery.

Dear Russian Bot:

Coming from a Nationals and DC sports fan in general, and with respect, but Joe Maddon can shut right the fuck up about calls he doesn’t like that impact a game.

It’s just you

Yeah, you beat me to it. Contreras gets blown up if that rule isn’t around, and we’re back to collisions that are arguably more dangerous than what happens on football kickoffs.

But without that rule, doesn’t Culberson just plow into Contreras? I get that this is the MLB equivalent of the “What’s a catch?” but I think that play is dramatically different if the rule doesn’t exist. Maddon wants it repealed, but then we go back to arguably the most dangerous hits in US sports. I think Maddon has…

My understanding of corporate America is that one cannot become a manager unless one is more than willing to value money over human beings.