You’re underestimating his mental illness. He does not “know” anything other than “Trump is the smartest, strongest, fastest, sexiest, and most humble man in world history.” He is literally incapable of “knowing” anything else.

So far the only evidence provided is that you can’t spell Pulisic, yet you’re supposedly an expert on 30 other players.

It’s not gel. It’s clay or, maybe, pomade. I can’t even take you seriously.

It’s hard to call what Batman does ‘winning’. He constantly has to fight the same people, because, he does nothing to address their means of acquiring power and becoming dangerous. He just beats people up. Also, all of his friends and family tend to suffer and die due to his vigilantism.

If you or someone you know is a bad-quarterback-enabler, you may be entitled to compensation.

Jay Cutler used to be one of the better...quarterbacks in the entire league.

This may be an unpopular opinion, but esports ARE NOT SPORTS and should not be covered by Deadspin. Now get off my lawn!!

That is a very low bar.

The day the Clintons disappear forever can’t come soon enough. Hillbilly huscksters who got taken out by a syphilitic game show host. It is the legacy they wholeheartedly deserve.

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

Somebody needs to tell you that you are one of those dipshit fans of this overrated cartoon that doesn’t really get irony.

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

Zero cars have souls.

Dropping that “McDonalds Coffee Lawsuit! HAw! HAw!” line is a bad look. You’re repeating official right wing “tort reform” propaganda that has no bearing on what actually happened.

Man, for the thousandth time, the woman who sued had to have skin grafts and people do not realize how much hotter the coffee is in those industrial coffee pots. I’ve seen the burn pics. They are awful.

It seems appropriate that Talion’s quest is monstrous at best, downright evil at worst, which even NPCs in the first game commented on (even if they immediately dropped the subject and asked him to go kill more orcs).

ICP and 75% of their fans are so completely anti-racist you totally missed on this one. One of the cornerstones fo that shitty group is anti-racism.

Nah, man.

Those bleachers look like a nice place to get a tan.