One too many deaths of innocent bystanders in Ontario has led to legislation allowing authorities to crush cars involved in illegal street racing. I don't know what the law is in B.C., but "one too many" doesn't allow for a counter argument, first offence or not. If you can afford an F430, you can afford time on a…

"pump your breaks" = ABS fail!

I agree with many of the other comments here, first episode was a pretty rough start.

carbon monoxide poisoning FTW!

@Jackstick: 'This came from my ears!'

...and neither are very sharp tools.

@snap_understeer_ftw: a BMW engine engineered as the power plant for their Mclaren F1...they didn't build the F1 and then shoehorn a BMW engine in it. This is more like a FrankenFerrari, or would that be a FrankenChevy!?

world's fastest chevy big block in a ferrari chassis

@snitch: If the bulk of those apps are merely specific ways of accessing the content of websites, then boasting that your phone has 300,000 apps is akin to saying that it has access to 300,000 websites on the internet. (Granted, I know that some apps are actually useful software.)

300k apps of which 90% are useless diversions?

If my CPU looked that hideous I'd want to hide it in a cabinet too! Nice idea though.

He likes purple and matches his shirt with his shoes...and likely renting that VW Golf.

Clarkson said it best when he wished he could be reincarnated as Keira Knightly's undergarments.

Looks more like an opportunity than an assault...Christmas and Thanksgiving!

@Xorlathor: GRUB is a headache, and digging out the Windows install to fix your MBR can be a pain, but have you tried using EasyBCD? I've been dual-booting with Win 7 Pro x64 and Ubuntu 10.04 x64 through EasyBCD without any problems. In Windows, install EasyBCD, reboot and install Ubuntu and let GRUB take over,…

This is part of the reason why I switched from Rogers Television to Bell Satellite here in Canada. Normal ads are sometimes slightly louder, however Rogers own adds, run continuously on their own cable network (most often to preempt U.S. ads) are 10 X louder than anything else. Because, you know, since you're…

@tdykstra: +1

...missing are the details regarding the 10' perimeter fence, cell jamming equipment, and photog-defeating laser system to neutralize prying from Gawker Media Network and other bloggers...I look forward to seeing your post of blurred Google Maps satellite images (a la former Vice President Dick Cheney's residence)…

@Michael Scrip: Uh, you're comparing apples to oranges. Try comparing searches between these sets...

@spiegel1- Don Quixote de la Hoonage: nah...I think I'd be quite content with those five particular ferraris and that space house on that lake...well, it could be almost any house and a man-made pond, or even a ditch, but I'd still be driving those ferraris