when I think jalop, I think of stuff like this...

The first pic: Okay now turn your head slightly up...a little higher, and now squint. There, now we can't see the bags under your eyes. Good.

these reports always sound as if the women decided to kill a six pack or a pint of vodka right before they drove, for fun?...to steady their nerves?...to better deal with transporting 4 - 6 kids!?

beauty and...brains?

@ranwhenparked: What? I always thought the he continued on with the 'revolution' until he was executed in Bolivia by the CIA. Of course, I always new communism was bad, but didn't truly know how fallacious it was until I saw a short documentary on what's currently happening in Venezuela. Gasoline is literally…

Oh...he's driving the cheepest and ugliest looking repli-car ever imagined. I'm always apalled when money can't buy taste :( The fact that TMZ scooped it, is icing on the cake.

@Desu-San-Desu: Except Chrysler already bought the rights to that show and aired it in the mid to late '90s, they called it "Viper".

...for some reason I read that title as "atomize your nuts!", instead of "anonymize your naught bits."

Carbon fibre Macbooks! Sucks to your aluminium!!

Nascar!? really!? I have pale skin and I absolutely hate Nascar. However I do like menace to society, asians, soccer, the roots, automotive, and calvin and hobbes. Seems like I fit all four stereotypes for "whites", "blacks", "latinos", and "asians".

The Stig is like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny. It may have been Ben Collins under the white helmet and racing suit from time to time, you may even have read this in his autobiography, but who cares. As long as the helmet remains on, the mystery surrounding the mythical beast that is the Stig remains.

...more like a travel trailer for the Gumpert...for track days I suppose? Also, I see plenty of champagne on hand and the hot tub probably makes a great place for your model girlfriend to relax while you turn hot-laps, but where's the loo!?

...except for the fact that you look like a giant knob driving them around

Before capital punishment was abolished in Canada in 1976, those sentenced to death were hung as well. I've visited a fairly small jail in my home town that had a permanent installation for this purpose. The room was similarly austere, a quarter the size of what appears in these photographs with a trap door located…

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@ethanlechcharles: True...Bell's Fibe 6 to 25 megabit packages are a farce. I don't think that really exist.

Downloading is fine, but I refuse to forfeit hard earned money for something that is digitally locked and can't be backed-up onto secondary media.

@jesse8: Cheers.

...so, for the physically unfit?

@JohnnyricoMC: I think that's the idea behind this article. Not to purposefully neglect your personal hygiene and household chores, but to be so focussed on (or obsessed with) your current project that these thing are naturally forgotten. It probably works best for establishing theories of relativity ;)